My buddy Elbertine stopped getting high with me because he now works at the post office and has to do a piss test every other week. Just last week though, I see him sparking up. I'm like "Dude are you smoking bud again???" and he is all "Yeah! I bought ONE POUND of legal bud at LEGALBUDSITE.COM and I don't need to worry, this shit doesn't come up in piss tests and it's some potent shit!"
"One pound??? Holy fuck dude you can deal this shit!!" After seeing how good this bud was I decided to go to LEGALBUDSITE.COM myself and bought 8 ounces of Hawaiian Gold Bud. I figured I might as well smoke this and be a local dealer in the neighborhood too.
Well my plan was an instant success. I can't believe it but I actually drove the other dealers OUT OF BUSINESS. They just couldn't compete with my prices and my shit was 100% legal! I was the talk of the town. Even the cops were buying shit off me!
Anyways, don't just take my word for it. Go over to LEGALBUDSITE.COM and check it out for yourself. This place is too good to be kept a secret. One warning, though. If you smoke bud and drive, don't do that shit with this potent bud. My friend blasted up before going on his mailing route and he ended up crashing the postal truck LOL. They fired his ass and now he is dealing full time with me and making a killing! Oh and he still smokes up the legal bud!
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